Just A Wierd Saturday
Some funny stuff.
Tourism official defends 'orgasm' ad
Tourism Victoria is defending a new advertising slogan that says "the search for your perfect orgasm is over". . But spokeswoman Melissa McLean says that particular line will only appear in culinary magazines in the United States. Another version of the ad aimed at gay and lesbian visitors reads: "Time to experience that tingling sensation."
Sorry. The only thing "orgasmic" that I've ever found about Victoria was the flight back. Maybe that's what they meant?
Fine forces naked jogger to get dressed
A man with a habit of jogging in a park wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes plans to keep his clothes on after being fined $95 for indecent exposure. People are allowed to sunbathe naked in the park, but only out of the sight of others.
"We don't see it as appropriate behaviour," said Kerry Carlson, president of the Midpeninsula Rangers Peace Officers Association. "A significant number of people feel uncomfortable with a nude person running around."
Ummmmm. Maybe he should move to Victoria???
Man accused of riding nude on ski lift
Blame global warming. An Albany, N.Y., man is accused of riding nude in a gondola at Stratton Mountain Resort on Dec. 15. A witness reported to lift attendants that Barrett was nude and touching himself inappropriately while riding the lift.
So where did he hang his ski lift pass?
And finally, a quiz for all you guys out there to ask your prospective life mate.
1. What is the price difference between Dom Perignon and Cold Duck?
2. What is your favorite Monday night sports entertainment?
3. What does the word "love" mean to you?
4. What do you consider "quality time"?
5. Point north.
6. Name a non-Liberal Prime Minister.
7. Where is the closest E.I. office?
8. How often do you cook hambuger?
9. Do you cook?
10. How do you spot the difference between a 1 caret rhinestone and a real diamond?
Now I think I will head out to enjoy some of our recent global warming.
Per Ardua Ad Astra
Tourism official defends 'orgasm' ad
Tourism Victoria is defending a new advertising slogan that says "the search for your perfect orgasm is over". . But spokeswoman Melissa McLean says that particular line will only appear in culinary magazines in the United States. Another version of the ad aimed at gay and lesbian visitors reads: "Time to experience that tingling sensation."
Sorry. The only thing "orgasmic" that I've ever found about Victoria was the flight back. Maybe that's what they meant?
Fine forces naked jogger to get dressed
A man with a habit of jogging in a park wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes plans to keep his clothes on after being fined $95 for indecent exposure. People are allowed to sunbathe naked in the park, but only out of the sight of others.
"We don't see it as appropriate behaviour," said Kerry Carlson, president of the Midpeninsula Rangers Peace Officers Association. "A significant number of people feel uncomfortable with a nude person running around."
Ummmmm. Maybe he should move to Victoria???
Man accused of riding nude on ski lift
Blame global warming. An Albany, N.Y., man is accused of riding nude in a gondola at Stratton Mountain Resort on Dec. 15. A witness reported to lift attendants that Barrett was nude and touching himself inappropriately while riding the lift.
So where did he hang his ski lift pass?
And finally, a quiz for all you guys out there to ask your prospective life mate.
1. What is the price difference between Dom Perignon and Cold Duck?
2. What is your favorite Monday night sports entertainment?
3. What does the word "love" mean to you?
4. What do you consider "quality time"?
5. Point north.
6. Name a non-Liberal Prime Minister.
7. Where is the closest E.I. office?
8. How often do you cook hambuger?
9. Do you cook?
10. How do you spot the difference between a 1 caret rhinestone and a real diamond?
Now I think I will head out to enjoy some of our recent global warming.
Per Ardua Ad Astra
posted by Justthinkin at 9:55 AM
Yes, I see where part of this post matches up with the post I put up today, Justthinkin! The moonbats seem to just love running around naked. Obviously they see themselves as total hunks. It's possible they've never looked into a full length mirror!
The really scary part Gayle, is that they probably have looked in the mirror, and still think they are Adonis' or Nefratiti's.