They Call This Green?

First we have the Master of fruit flies driving across the country in a 40 passenger, diesel bus with only six people, spouting off about how he has the plan to save the world from global warming. So why isn't he biking? Or driving a hybrid? Hypocrite!!
Now some figures have been released for the new Grand Wizard of the Kyoto Krazy Kult "Save Our Selves" (S.O.S.) world rock tour. Al Gore actually must love global warming! How else to explain this nuttiness, and the twerps who will shell out good bucks for it.
The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than Zimbabwe produced in any month in 2003.
The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than the total daily fossil fuel emissions for Austria, Chile, Finland, Greece, Iraq, Kuwait, New Zealand, Philippines, Portugal, Sweden, the Virgin Islands, and a dozen other countries combined.
The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than the entire nation of Afghanistan produces in a year.
So how are you going to explain this one, you eco-nuts?
As the article says....For the inconvenient truth is that Al Gore cares more about being viewed as an eco-savior than he does about actually acting in a way that might help us “save our selves.”
Don't ya love when a plan comes together? NOT! Maybe the next one will be "plant some trees"??

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