Heh

Jimmy-Bob calls the local division of the RCMP with a complaint. "You just have to get out here and do something about my neighbour 2 doors down. Last night I saw him unloading 2 cords of wood into his back yard!"
So what's the problem asks asks the cop. Having wood in your backyard isn't illegal.
"Yeah" says Jimmy-Bob. "But I am pretty sure that he smokes marijuana, and that he has at least 500 pounds of it hidden in the wood!"
Oh says the cop. That's different! We'll be right over!
Sure enough the cops,with SWAT team in tow,arrive. In no time, Jimmy-Bob hears hollaring,screaming,and cursing coming from his neighbour's backyard. He climbs up on his roof, and sees the cops cutting up his neighbour's wood,yelling at him about a stash of drugs and how he had better come clean. Four hours later,the cops leave,unable to find any dope.
The next morning, Jimmy-Bob phones his neighbour. "Say, where the cops over at your place yesterday?" They sure were says his neighbour. "Did I see them chopping up some of your wood?" he asks. Yeah says his neighbour. They cut up every damn piece I had.
"Well" says Jimmy-Bob, "I just want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY

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